jeff murdock

1. bbc'nin efsane dizisi coupling'in ilk 3 sezonunda richard coyle taraf?ndan canland?r?lan ve son sezonda hep istedigi türde ili?kilerin oldugunu dü?ündügü lesbos adas?na giden karakter.
   
   (11/6/2007 06:27, specialeditionsilver)
   
   
2. 4.sezon finalinde ?eklen var olmasa da fikren görülmü?tür.
   
   (11/6/2007 13:31, specialeditionsilver)
   
   
3. (bkz: the nudity buffer)
   (bkz: the sock gap)
   
   (11/6/2007 13:32, specialeditionsilver)
   
   
4. onca zaman takip ettigim ve felsefesiyle beni benden alm?s adam..aynen virgulune, noktas?na dokunmadan aktar?yorum;
   
   "breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,
   breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,
   breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,
   breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,
   breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts,breasts"
   
   ve
   
   "i love the word ?naked?"
   
   (11/6/2007 14:59 ~ 16/06/2007 23:10, ladymacbeth)
   
   
5. coupling dizisini izleme sebebim, idolum hayata ve kadinlara bakis acisi ile beni cook etkileyen mukemmel karakter. 3. sezon ile diziye veda edip coupling in piç olmasina sebeb olan super karakter.
   
   (bkz: örnek alinacak karakterler)
   
   (16/7/2008 13:55 ~ 16/07/2008 14:06, loki)
   
   
6. "it's a gift."
   
   "spooky, isn't it?"
   
   "yeah, i hate phoning. you never know who's gonna answer."
   steve: you do realise you're supposed to phone specific people right?
   "yeah, still you know what it's like...you phone someone, someone you know, or a woman and you don't know what's going on. you're just suddenly in the middle of someone's house. anything could be happening. they could be old people naked."
   patrick: but you wouldn't be able to see them!
   "but they could be out there... rustling."
   
   "jenny turbot.... the worst phone call i ever made. it was my final year at school and there she was jenny turbot. it was like she came to life like from one of my magazines as if all the candles and chanting had finally worked. i'd never seen a woman that gorgeous fully dressed. clothes looked wrong on her somehow. as if she'd developed a fault. i fell completely in love with her. totally. i knew she was the one. everyone else called her the school bike, said she would put out for absolutely anyone...and it wasn't just that. and i got her number right. it took me ages but i got it. i remember it was on a little scrap of paper. the turbots actual phone number. that little scrap of paper gave me the best time of my life. a month of complete sexual bliss. in the end, i had to phone her before it fell apart. she knew who i was. she remembered me. no one ever remembered me , but the turbot, she remembered. and we were just chatting away and it was easy and i just asked her out i just did it. an actual date."
   patrick: so what went wrong?
   "well, her ex suddenly turns up again doesn't he? barry, 'barry the bastard'. before you know it they're shagging away like maniacs. i kept asking her out obviously. i pleaded. but she was too busy with all the endless shagging. so, in the end, i just had to hang up."
   steve: she was having sex with the guy while you were still on the phone?
   "actually i think the phone was involved."
   steve: oh dear god.
   "that was as close as i got to jenny turbot. i was a sex aid for her and barry the bastard. i counted it as 1/2 a point."
   
   "no, i don't talk to women when they're emotional. they're allowed to slap you."
   steve: what over the phone?
   "she'll remember for the next time. women remember steve. it's like they've got minds of their own."
   
   "you've never withheld your number?"
   steve: well why would i?
   "oh, you know...purposes."
   
   "they're on to us! they know exactly where we are."
   
   "when i was a kid i use to imagine that the girls in my magazines could see me. they were shouting 'pervert pervert!'"
   
   "oh, i not a very good dancer."
   
   "jenny.... it's me. jeff, jeff murdock. we were at school together"
   jenny: oh my god! scary jeff?!
   "see! she remembers me. the turbot remembers me"
   
   "well, you're practically there then."
   
   "naked women, naked naked women, naked naked women naked women naked"
   
   
   p.s : cift tirnak ile belirtilen replikler jeff aittir.
   
   (16/7/2008 13:58, loki)
   
   
7. "lesbians are porn efficient. it's sex with a greater density of women. porn wise, lesbians are like a jam sandwich without the sandwich and just the jam. in fact, lesbians are just a big blob of jam. well, not actually. unless they've exploded in all the lesbonic excitement. also, in bloke driven porn you run the risk of potential dangerous eye slippage."
   susan: eye slippage?
   "if, in the climactic seconds your eye slips from the girl to the bloke the sudden shock can cause a whiplash event. and trust me, lower whiplash is not an injury you want to have to explain while you're being stretchered out through your mother's coffee morning."
   "when patrick walks these corridors every sperm in the building pricks up it's ears. 'the mother ship! i hear the call of the mother ship!'"
   
   
   (16/7/2008 14:01, loki)
   
   
8. su efsanevi sozlere sahip kisiliktir.
   
   
   --- i like cellulite, it's like a bit of variety isn't it
   
   i love the word naked, it's brilliant isn't it, 'naked'. when i was a kid i used to write the word naked on a bit of paper hundreds of times and rub my face in it
   
   i tried smiling at her once, i destroyed the water cooler
   
   you know what, there's something i've always wanted to say and, erm, now i feel that at long last i can. breasts. breasts, breasts, breasts, breasts!! ---
   
   (17/7/2008 16:30 ~ 17/07/2008 16:46, loki)